By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
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alwaysbored13 14

Your fat is going to get burned either way.

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ICastillo 24

Good job OP that's the first step to a healthier life style.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

At least OP is listening to their doctor after that embarassing visit! Good for you, OP

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tmx90 5

Better than writing an FML about how you got stuck in a burning building.

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DocBastard 38

Elevators are like sex - you can wait forever for it to get up, and the longer you wait for it, the more frustrated you get.

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medichick 5

16 flights of stairs?? Yeah right!! No one can do that. Lol

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tj4234 35

you must have pretty poor health if you can't walk up that many stairs...

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Barbelo 3

Don't be a weakling, its good exercise! Be glad you were not in the elevator your pansy ass would've had a panic attack and had to be taken to the hospital... All because of a little fear. Now go the gym and stop whining, jeez.

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DocBastard 38

What the **** are you talking about? OP didn't say anything about fear. In fact, he said he walked up 16 flights of stairs. Learn to read, you illiterate twit, though I have a feeling that you'd still be an asshole.

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mandachea10 8

Calm down bastard, it's not a matter of literacy or common sense. Hes just lacking on his scale of jokes.

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Reaper1984 13

Barbelo.... change your name to "The Situation"

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eericcartman 5

Well the lift lines are only going to get longer once the alarms are off. Just take a breather before another long climb!

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purpleamandapand 6

You don't use or wait for an elevator during a fire alarm... unless you have a death wish?

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eericcartman 5

Well, I said once the alarms are off. Not sure about you, but I've always taken the elevators to go home after the alarm goes off!

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EvilUndead 9

Running DOWN the stairs shouldn't take much time. Even if that's 16 floors.

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GiveMeLove_fml 6

Guessing you took the lift back down after all that?

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irishpotatoes 5

Suck it up at least you didn't miss the bus home and had to walk a 5K home after conditioning for high school soccer

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thew_fml 14

people don;t call them lifts in Massachusetts

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DocBastard 38

Is that so? You've asked every single person who lives there? Even the people who, oh I don't know, moved there from some other English-speaking country?

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