By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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cheesesoda 0

I'm with #147. I just love the empathy from so many of you "animal lovers". Get over it. I bet most of you don't take such an issue with senseless murders. Your main concerns are with the "cute and cuddly". Boo-frickin-hoo. We're all animals, and humans happen to be at the top of the chain. Oh, and I don't see what the big deal is with caring about a rabbit, anyway. They multiply like, well, rabbits.

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freddie_fml 0

Wow, never heard of a fence?

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kissesinbetween 0

This is what you get for trying to kill animals lol & hahaha @ #2 ia with u.

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sahara89 0

Hahaha! YDI for shooting at poor little bunnies.

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Victoria2103 0

I love rabbits. I've had oodles of them as pets. So I never get upset when wild ones chew at my garden. And besides, there are other ways to keep them away from plants. My mom puts little fences and then puts human hair from hairbrushes around the fence. Wild rabbits stay away from the scent of humans. I think it was a total overreaction for you to shoot at it. Not to mention the fact that it was totally moronic to shoot with a rifle in the direction of your pool. Recipe for disaster. You totally deserve it. >:[

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Jaywin 3

Should've gotten a dog. A dog would've ****** that rabbit up or at the very least scared it away from your garden.

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OtakuX 0

What the hell is wrong with you people? If an animal is destroying your garden, you shoot the ******! Although, this person's life IS ****** for being dumb enough to not wait for the rabbit to move AWAY from the pool.

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HowlingMadDog 0

#149 you right blasting away at the #132 idiot. As far as I know Australia in the only country that deliberately introduced a disease (Myxomatosis) that kills rabbits, in an attempt to wipe them out? Didn't work - little fvckers breed too fast. #132 - it's hilarious that an Aussie came out in favour of the rabbit. HAHAHAHA Epic fail?

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Vasir 2

I loveeee how everyones like "OMG DONT KILL THE ANIMAL YOU SICK BASTARD". Did it not occur to you to wait till it moved AWAY from your pool?

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mura_fml 0

You're a stupid **** and deserved it big time. Maybe you should come up with a rational solution to your problems next time because today a rabbit ticked you off, tomorrow it could be a human being and you could end up in jail. Come to think of it, that's where a wack job like you belongs.

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