By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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leero 0

I'm pretty sure the OP doesn't deserve that for shooting at a rabbit. They didn't even kill it and so what if they did? Geez, there are a lot of hypocritical people on here... But OP, you deserve it for shooting at it while it was next to your pool. Really? You're that retarded?

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hatcher 0

You're not an idiot for trying to kill the rabbit, but you're kind of an idiot for not thinking about your pool. If you want to kill a rabbit just use a crab net and a hatchet. That way you can eat them afterward, since they're less exploded.

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raybury 2

Wow, not a lot of NRA members here. Well, I'm one, and I'm here to say: You deserve it. Killing pests is acceptable. Being a mediocre shot is not a crime. But when it is not a case of immediate danger, not CAREFULLY considering where your bullet will go if you miss if really f*cking stupid. You are an ass who should not own a gun. Every gun owner needs to practice good discipline and control of (1) where the barrel is point and (2) when he pulls the trigger (and not touch the trigger except to pull it immediately). Also, for missing a rabbit with a rifle, you are a bit of a p*ssy.

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Swan_fml 0

Wow you're really stupid, eh? Stupid people shouldn't own guns. They should have an IQ test that goes along with the registration of a gun. Stupid people should only get squirt guns. You could have filled your pool AND scared the rabbit! HaHa YDI!!

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TmaraTechnologic 0

Your an annoyance, Lets just shoot you. =D Poor bunny. He did not know that it was a garden, he was just hungry. I hope the damages cost you a lot of money! (Damn rednecks.)

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tarale9 0

why would you try to kill it? ok, you kill that ONE bunny. but guess what.. there are HUNDREDS more living around you that will come to eat your stupid garden. why don't you put up a fence? i swear people don't think before they do stupid shit. you deserved that one. stop killing bunnies.

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whomajigi 0

I call fake on this one, no one could be this stupid. A slightly less retarded approach could have been...oh I don't know, poison? A trap? Who the hell pulls out a gun on a rabbit in a non-hunting area? There needs to be a 4th option (3rd being "who the hell cares?") for "You deserve it so hard my ears are bleeding."

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darkmis1 17

YDI for trying to kill a bunny that wuz only hungry-me t time protect ur garden better.

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