Work and Health: Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work...

By bunyipp - 23/09/2017 04:00 - Australia - Macquarie Park

Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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By cakekiller - 29/09/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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Thursday 7 September 2017 16:50

That is disgusting, why would she do that?! Does she think she's making pornography? That is not acceptable even to the lowest of standards!

kidcool97 4

Saturday 23 September 2017 1:58

testing is standard in all hospitals anytime they come in contact with bodily fluids

Comments

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 22 September 2017 22:30

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

kevingirl 6

Saturday 23 September 2017 0:35

tested for what?

kidcool97 4

Saturday 23 September 2017 1:59

I think that is a crime

Septembero 15

Saturday 23 September 2017 2:15

Surely hope the tests will be a piece of cake.

corky1992 33

Saturday 23 September 2017 3:14

Probably shouldnt be eating anything that isnt store bought and unopened. Hospitals shouldnt trust food from strangers.

Etweens96 25

Saturday 23 September 2017 6:48

That's just messed up on so many levels. I really hope there's a law against that. I am so so sorry you had to deal with that. Like seriously that woman needs to be in a psych ward.

SteelSoul5 9

Saturday 23 September 2017 9:03

Wth?! That is so gross !! People are so f-ed up. What was she thinking? Sick joke on her part

Lemou_fml 25

Saturday 23 September 2017 19:19

Why would anyone at a hospital accept and eat food from strangers?

Talented73 54

Saturday 23 September 2017 19:23

At least it wasn't some guy's ****.

LittlemissCommunist 6

Saturday 23 September 2017 19:29

That is disgusting, you can breastfeed your baby, sure, I am all for that but don't use it as an ingredient in food you are serving other people, it should be illegal to do this ******* disgusting act, and if you did at least tell people BEFORE they eat it, we don't know what nasty shit is in your body and hell, some people would be uncomfortable at the thought of eating that cake, I know I would.