By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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BrookieAnn 19

That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!

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mbusey 20

Good thing you can still break up with her.

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vixsin 22

F that run and never look back. I'd change your name too.

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sux4u121 10

Damn, i need to read up on the frst 4999 bro tips

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b7o7r7 1

I thought she was going to show you something else… oh well.

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antihero87 5

Dude you're not stuck.You can leave whenever you want. However, upon ending the relationship you will be killed and or strapped to a stainless steel table from then on

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RHCPmagik 0

This sounds so scripted. But if its true then yes...FML

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mysterion115 14

atleast you got to see her boobs one last time :P

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rhd 0

Dump her anyway. Obvioudly, she is an idiot. Now you get the last laugh.

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