By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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BrookieAnn 19

That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!

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mbusey 20

Good thing you can still break up with her.

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cl4ptp 18

That's grim. Did you still break up?

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Pstraka6 20

You need to cut off all strings. Someone who is that attached does not make for a healthy relationship

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simoncat 11

Gross. Carefully and methodically, find a new city in which to live, slowly establish a residence, finding employment nearby. Nonchalantly contact the court system about a confidential name change, then run-like-hell-away-from-tattooed-Betty-dye-your-hair-and-speak-with-an-accent-until-your-plastic-surgeon-can-change-your-face. Go! Now!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Put it like this, no one gave the needle to her and told her to do it. What I'm saying is she should have gotten your input for the tattoo beforehand. Like my dad always tells me "the only persons name you should get tattooed on you is your mom's because she will always be there."

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Angelastic_fml 18

Wow, that's a weird way for your dad to tell you he's disowning you.

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journeytotheend 16

Only names you should get tattooed is either kids or names as a memorial

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cieloalicia 16

I have my dad on my arm :) But yes, only family should be tattooed

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#62 Where the **** did you get that from? Get your crap together ********.

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Angelastic_fml 18

Hmm, I don't normally help people who insult me for no reason, but I'm feeling charitable today, so in case you still haven't worked it out, by saying your mom is the only one who will always be there, he's implying that he won't be.

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