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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Overreaching

By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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BrookieAnn 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:02

That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!

mbusey 20

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:02

Good thing you can still break up with her.

Comments

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:19

This is why I give all my girlfriends the same nickname. So when they see the tattoo they'll think it's there for them. j/k You're hosed, bro.

kentuckyguy 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:27

Did you ever wake up at night to see her sitting on the bed,rocking back and forth holding a knife saying "we'll be together forever" over and over?If so,might I suggest a Louisville slugger,or a hickory ax handle.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:39

Don't worry. She can spend thousands of dollars on at least 7 laser treatments! It won't be that noticeable to someone that never knew it was there to begin with, but won't remove 100% of it!

kiswani_anas 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:42

Jump the border...

idancewithllamas 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:10

How could you be stuck?? There's always the option of breaking up with her so do it lol.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:49

Well that's her problem, not yours.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:58

Well, I got Megan Fox's name tattooed on my chest and sent her a picture. Never heard back...

Kalnus 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:02

Hey, this sounds like my psycho ex from high school. After dating for only a week, she took a steak knife and engraved my name on her arm. Trust me, the psycho needs to go.

lightburns 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:06

No way! Someone from my school took a steak knife and engraved the name of her best friend's boyfriend on her arm. If I remember rightly, he ended up sleeping with the steak-knife girl's mother.