By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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BrookieAnn 19

That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!

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mbusey 20

Good thing you can still break up with her.

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tawnii69 6

Well that's going to make it 10x harder!

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GarageDragon 22

Overly attached girlfriend. Get out fast. The longer you stay, the more difficult it will be.

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_Princess_Peach_ 9

It will only get worse and psycho or not she doesnt deserve to be led on!

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Pleonasm 35

Ah yes, tattooing the name of the person you love on yourself. Because ink lasts longer than the average relationship.

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djxerxes9000 18

Love lasts forever but tattoos last forever + 6 months

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gracehi 31

Doesn't she know that tattooing your lover's name on your body jinx's the relationship. In this case, the results are instant.

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DarthVader77 9

Well, perfect timing: she will have something to remember you by ;)

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shinedown00 4

Did you break up with her do it fast if not

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wanderingshopper 13

It never fails. You tattoo someone's name ANYWHERE on your body they're gonna break up with you. It happens every time. So you were bound to break it off anyway.

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