By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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BrookieAnn 19

That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!

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mbusey 20

Good thing you can still break up with her.

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DorkAlert 10

There is only one thing you can do. KILL HER!!!

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whY402Jay 12

Change your number, move, get a restraining order, and start new accounts for EVERYTHING!!

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gimmicksz 9

Run...just run, and never look back For everyone saying "good luck now" he's not the one with the permanent name on his chest, he can easily leave her now

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silencebabyy 23

youre not stuck...break up with her via text or something and get a restraining order against her and/or move

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Pearls16 6

I'm a girl and I'm saying this... RUN DUDE, RUUUUUUUN!

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marcranger 28

OP, the Antarctic program is hiring. It'll be your best bet until we establish a colony on Mars.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Act like the top left hand corner of your keyboard and ESCAPE!

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