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By RingRing - 11/12/2010 07:12 - United States

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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By Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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PhiUnion108 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:25

I'm picturing that you put it in your panties and it kept vibrating during the performance. I think that would have been a little more fun for you.

Arachu 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:48

now your phone is singing in the choir too! =)

Comments

Babay_gurl457 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:48

Haha thts.... Nice.... It's weird lol

pinkypig312 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:09

oh gosh. must have been awkward. :l

Arisakentaro 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:27

what kind of performer are you D< you never take your phone on stage during performance!!!

LilaBear 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:34

I've never understood people who carry their phones with them everywhere. Mine stays in my bag unless I need to have it out for some reason. I would definitely never, ever take it if I was about to go on stage, I'd leave it in the dressing room or AT LEAST in the green room.

crazypomgurl3 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:16

I'm guessing your phone rang. It would make it even funnier if it rang and slid down your dress, hitting the floor with a loud thud. FYL

Johdy 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:48

WHO GIVES A SHIT!

sev770 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:11

I think it would've been worse had you put it on vibrate.

ZavysWonderland 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:17

that happened to me just two days ago...but it was during my solo...haha

Hopersz 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:19

Lol no no it would have been even funnier if OP had the ringtone from the Geicko Commercial. Lol be glad it wasnt a ringtone that talked about ass and **** or had really loud awkward noises. Lol I know theres a few silly ringtones like that lol