Geek: Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized...

By RingRing - 11/12/2010 07:12 - United States

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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By Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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Glee

By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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PhiUnion108 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:25

I'm picturing that you put it in your panties and it kept vibrating during the performance. I think that would have been a little more fun for you.

Arachu 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:48

now your phone is singing in the choir too! =)

Comments

PhiUnion108 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:25

I'm picturing that you put it in your panties and it kept vibrating during the performance. I think that would have been a little more fun for you.

perdix 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:56

It probably made the best sound to come out of you during the whole show.

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:08

You have a very talented chest.

lemonypower 6

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:09

I wonder If it was on vibrate.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:18

lmao

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:16

Depending on your ringtone, this could be a win.

AceArctic 4

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:42

"I Dreamed a Dream" - Good! "Don't Stop Believin'" - Works "Mr.Roboto" - Fail

your_face 15

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:37

YDI. Should've left it with your other stuff. Your messages would still be there after the concert.

PamParanoia 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:48

Did everyone see the light from your phone beneath your dress? That would've been awkward o.o

Zebidee 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:20

I was at a wedding once where the groom's friends set his phone alarm for 10 minutes after the ceremony was due to start. If you're going on stage in any capacity, leave your phone behind or turn it off. Simple.