By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Lythiaren 8

Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

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brittania22 0

I'd dumb him so fast.

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BeautyGoddessLuv 0

O_O I wud have dumped his ass rite then and there sweetheart.

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californiway 0

don't blame him it's god of war 3!

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Darkhumor 0

so, he left you unattended in his house? Why don't you turn it into a gleeful/vengeful moment? Find a permanent marker. Scrawl accordingly Introduce any heavy object (hammer, chair, etc) to his console(s) forcibly. Pour bleach in his closet Put dirt in his shampoo pee on his bed superglue his closets and drawers closed squeeze toothpaste on his chairs (especially if any are white/toothpaste colours) trash his computer monitor with the computer keyboard, then pour water on his computer If any area of his house is tiled, smash one or two tiles with a brick Leave his fridge/freezer propped open with a chair Taa daah!

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Kawaiichan42 3

Or you could just suck it up... So he wants to play a game he's obviously been waiting a while to play. Why not find something else to do? My bf plays WoW constantly, and I'm not posting an FML about it. Hell, if he wasn't playing on a laptop I'd blow him while he was playing...

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Zebracat 9

My boyfriend plays WOW too all the time. He'll come over to my house and get on on my laptop and do whatever. I just watch it's no biggie dude.

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blink831forever 13

I would have done the same thing to my g/f. By the way I'm a girl. God of War 3 is a badass game!!

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LynzCatastrophe 0

First of all the men in this are jerks. You should treat any woman you are lucky enough to have sex with more respect in that no matter how good of a video game it is. Second of all, yes i am aware its a great video game, my own fiance did something similar to this. Needless to say thanks to my vengeful nature he has learned his lesson and wont be doing it ever again. Men, have more respect. Eventually you will find yourself alone in life because you couldn't get your priorities straight nor could you be nice enough to offer the girl a ride home.

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lionskull 2

why does it have to be "any woman you are lucky enough to have sex with" why don't YOU treat guys with respect and not think the only thing on their mind is sex.

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anz0075 0

If you think video games are better than sex, you probably a loser...

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lionskull 2

personally i wouldn't beat my self up about this, i mean it is a great game that got amazing publicity. you also said that you were about to have sex not that you were having sex so i don't blame him much. and like some other people said y don't you ask if you could play with him or watch him play it. he will be touched by that and will feel bad about leaving you for it.

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RunnerBack33 1

suck on my 13 inchez

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tbcpfrooman18 0

Wow. what a freaking retard. sex or video game you can go get any time and way to treat your woman like dirty. little b*t*h doesnt deserve to have you as a partner much less as a friend

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