Intimacy: Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend...

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Mia - 12/12/2018 17:00 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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Lythiaren 8

Monday 29 March 2010 12:16

Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

Lythiaren 8

Monday 29 March 2010 12:21

God of War 3 is a PS3 game.

Comments

Mattskii 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 21:58

MW2 all the way!! And so is GoW3! But sex beats em both..

whatsernam3 3

Monday 2 August 2010 5:58

what a loser. a game over a girl?

matto263 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:45

why do guys like that even get a girlfriend. gamer freak

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:36

fake, if he just bought it why wud he let sum1 borrow it

Morpheus414 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:54

FYL I know a dumbass like that. XD

KingKaze 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:05

evn as a dude i hafta say thats pretty ****** gay lol FYL

massivelyskilled 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:59

LOL i am a gamer myself, but i dont think i would ever choose games from sex, with a person you love! What a weirdo...

Dcm210 19

Monday 18 July 2011 17:20

to #4 it's a PS3 game. and he might be gay

Zoth 0

Monday 8 August 2011 2:21

>mfw GOW 3 isn't even out yet.

whosurdaddy123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:01

Why do I see all these fml's to do with boys ditching there girlfriends for video games, is it that hard yo dump the *****? come on laidies grow some balls and find boys who aren't total nerds!!!