Love: Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my...

By Catholicguy - 20/12/2009 08:14 - United States

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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KamilleBlack 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:30

Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her : Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML. HAhaha!

RyeBreadBoy 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:23

How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.

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thesunshotme 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:40

This FML would have been funnier if the mods didn't cut out the bit about his religion D: Catholicguy... lol.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:55

its always the friends...

blastvortex 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:09

Haha. That sucks. Reward said friend with a boot to the face.

ssnickel 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:30

Your friend is awesome.

xCrackerx 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:43

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm dying to know if you got laid.

graciedacie 0

Monday 21 December 2009 16:20

Of course not. At least not yet! The point is that he is a a devout Catholic and waiting until after marriage to have sex. The original FML was moderated and that part was taken out though.

lukascepanovic 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:53

YDI for having a shit friend

dotsdesu 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:57

i love your friend.

bubber 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 19:27

That is awesome. I would buy your friend a beer. I was the best man at a friends wedding. I handed him a rubber instead of the ring at the rehersal. I never thought to make a switch prior to that. An almost perfect prank in every way. Thank you for making my day.