Love: Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was...

By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2024 02:00

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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fatalkiss 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:14

She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:11

That's how it goes unfortunately.

Comments

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:57

What a wackjob... FYL

Hecka_cool 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:35

isn't love grand ?

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:59

This may be sexist but that's how wives are man... Sucks but it's so typical fyl for the situation but you should have known stuff like this would happen when you got married lol

kei1108 13

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:15

I think you need to tell your wife to back off.

RavenLovesGir 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:18

Girls are very confusing. Maybe she has her monthly visitor over at the moment?

suprmidgt 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:27

my guess is that this isn't the first crazy game your wife has played with you. you picked her.

jimshrimp 0

Monday 4 July 2011 0:04

FAKE

datmaoriguy 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:06

dam u 1 ugly creature

justbigbs 6

Monday 4 July 2011 4:32

sounds like she offering make up sex, if she not willing to put out, time to pull out of the marriage, otherwise wait for a reason that't not your fault to blow your brains away.