By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
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RebelHeart7 0

for having an automatic door at their store?

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gusgus36 5

haha oops! at least the comedic effect of that must have made things less tense? lol

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satomi_ishida 0

Lol they might have closed it so they couldn't escape?

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ijustcamementedo 0

what are you two years old, who storms off other than douche bags. FYL

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mintcar 9

YDI for trying to make a " dramatic exit. "

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jocelyng_fml 0

it's okay op I always have to stop befor the automatic door opens because it's really slow

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perdix 29

And the impact caused all of the stolen merchandise to fall out of your, ahem, body cavity, where you had cleverly concealed it.

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