I've worked plenty of retail jobs. We were never supposed to confront a customer unless we saw them actually take something. It's bad customer service to accuse everyone in a puffy coat, especially with our winter temperatures. People who do that should be reported to management.

Win

It's 10 degrees right now lol :p

Dude it dropped to under freezing out here a couple nights ago, if this ain't the time to pull out the parkas I don't know when is! In all seriousness though, you would think it was a blizzard with how bundled up people are out here right now.

This would be clever except for the fact that there is NORTHERN California where it snows and reaches the same low temperatures as the rest of the Northern US. Just saying.

I do not acknowledge the existence of this Northern California place you speak of. Who cares if our state Capitol is there, it doesn't truly exist.

I have a feeling you've seen the Atheist page on Facebook.

Lolwat, why would OP shake the thing that caused the store to embarrass them

to prove that he's just fat and not a shoplifter

The truffle shuffle is an obvious proof of innocence.

Maybe OP is at the level of "oh HELL NO" as opposed to "fluffy" and is trying to give it a nicer name :)

Fluffy is a stupid word, fat women make me laugh, call a spade a spade, don't dance around with terms like "cuddly" "fluffy" "more to love" etc, and don't call yourself "curvy". Curvy is like an hourglass, fat rolls and back fat are not curves. Face facts, you're fat, step out of denial and if it embarrasses you to refer to your body as fat, do something about it, not make up pet names to make it sound better.

70, I kind of agree with you. I tell people to call me how they want "fat, chubby" whatever; but there are bigger women who have curves. People tell me I have curves, my measurements show I have curves, and I'm a bigger woman or fat as it should be. Some women are fluffy which means they're a cute kind of fat because the word "fluffy" is a cute word. There's nothing wrong with it so why do you make it seem like it is? some women get offended and some, like myself don't. oh and also, a lot of fat women are NOT embarrassed with their bodies.

A hidden insult? If you or your friend were chubby and accused of shoplifting, after asking to see the manager, I see the free chips thing as a hidden "F you." If that had happened to me, the free chips would've been a wasted "sorry." I'm sorry if I have some information wrong, I am on mobile and I can't look back at your comment without canceling my reply.

Wow chips so your friend can get fatter?