By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
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xnyletak 17

It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

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Somuchart 3

I had the opposite happen once, see I was shoplifting condoms and the owner caught me, looked at my face and let me go saying I couldn't possibly use them so I couldn't possibly be stealing em.

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timss4 19

I'd just use it as motivation lol

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misunderstood504 8

I don't want to be mean but, thats a sign to start a change,, if not then don't let it get to you, love you for you. keep your chin up and look ahead to the future.

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awilliams44 9

Wow people are rude. You should have made a seen hahaha

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Steve95401 49

Making a scene might have worked better.

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codyswearingen 3

Maybe it's a sign that you should get into a shape. It's healthy for you.

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larrybudd 6

When I was little, my light up shoes caused the scanners at the doors to go off, my family was them taken to the security room because my brother tried running

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buttcramp 21

I'd call some of their superiors. this is rude.

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