Miscellaneous: Today, I was approached by a What Not to Wear kind of show, where...

By SoClose - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was approached by a What Not to Wear kind of show, where you get money to buy a new wardrobe. I was so excited that I fainted. They revoked the offer, reasoning that someone who faints so easily would be too much of a liability risk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

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littlemonster94 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:34

You sure your wardrobe wasn't the actual liability risk?

jessherself13 21

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:35

Well OP, I'm inclined to agree with them. That's hardly something to faint over. Although if it was a "What Not To Wear" type show, you've been insulted by them twice. You're apparently poorly dressed AND a liability.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:17

Got a little too happy.

Voij 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:22

Aaaaand probably just another girl who went "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOOOO-" and forgot to breathe in. They have quite a few of those at concerts of boybands and the like nowadays.

blackvyper 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:25

That's hilarious.. Reminds me of those fainting sheep.

Axipiter 24

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:32

Goats.

upallnight11 19

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:27

Why would you be excited for being asked to appear on a tv show because of your horrible wardrobe?

TheLadyOpal 30

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:51

Because usually these types of shows are about people getting better wardrobes, not just to put them on TV and make them a laughingstock. She was perfectly within her right to get excited.