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this is a huge ydi. don't drive drunk idiot
OMG DWI? YDI STFU
don't drink and drive
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go die In a hole stay in jail dick head
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YDI in so many ways. Drunk driving? How bad was it that you got pulled over in a parking lot? You don't have anyone else's number memorized except your ex? You deserve the arrest, fines, and unemployment coming your way.
**** the bullshit and what everyone's talking about, I totally drive better when I'm drunk. I'm too busy falling the **** apart worrying about the ****** po'po to do anything dangerous. trust, folks are more at risk when I'm driving sober, they call me Larry Leadfoot.
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You obviously deserve it.
#104: I have a few friends who absolutely drive better when they are drunk, and it hasn't stopped them from getting a DUI. Driving while drunk is just stupid. Period. Where I live, DUI checkpoints are legal. That means they stop EVERYONE. They don't need to have cause. If you try to turn around before it, you're likely to get pulled over by another cop in the area watching. Doesn't matter how well you drive. If you end up in one of those, you're going to jail.
Fake n' Gay plus YDI
#9 made my day :D
if you drive better while drunk get the **** off the road. Drinking impairs your thinking, hence you thought that fat chick was a hot babe, or that texting your ex to tell him that you are still in love with him at 2 in the morning, was an awesome idea. So while you think you are driving so well, you're actually putting everyone else's life at risk. The drunk that killed my brother thought he was driving just fine, denied to the bitter end that he was in the wrong.
all I can say is YDI you loser.
You reap what you sew. You deserved it.
Learn how to spell before you chastise others, okay?
#130 what part of that is spelled wrong?
It's sow, not sew.
Actually, #130, it is sew. Look it up, retard.
not really, sew refers to stitching something together with thread, sow means to plant. You reap what you sew means you get what put in
"you reap what you sow" means you harvest what you planted. sewing (manipulating fabric with a needle and thread) has nothing to do with it.
At least he's smart enough to know that words can have multiple definitions.
Go to ******* hell, OP. Here's hoping you wind up with your head inside a tree trunk sooner or later. Two of my friends have died thanks to people like you.
at least u get a nice laugh about that.
your a ******* asshole. don't have kids. cause more people like you would be a danger to society!
Going to have to agree with snickerdoodles on this one.
I love you..... not
wow wait a minute - was he convicted already? or are you one of the jurors? what about "not guilty until proven"?
Agreed!
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this is a huge ydi. don't drive drunk idiot
Go to ******* hell, OP. Here's hoping you wind up with your head inside a tree trunk sooner or later. Two of my friends have died thanks to people like you.