By Ben - 01/03/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
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blobzorz 0

this is a huge ydi. don't drive drunk idiot

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Go to ******* hell, OP. Here's hoping you wind up with your head inside a tree trunk sooner or later. Two of my friends have died thanks to people like you.

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Severd 0

I noticed it doesn't say what he was driving. it could be a bicycle, horse or even a wheelchair and in some places you can be arrested for DWI (I think Michigan has that not sure though)

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imdeborah 0

I agree with snickerdoodles, it the OP actually did drive drunk. the sad part is that some people think it's cool to drive drunk. I have even less sympathy for the people that drive drunk, crash

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janise 2

@elle39 you are an idiot. please don't reproduce.

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imdeborah 0

snickerdoodles, I think it's a tad obvious that if this were an FML about somebody getting INJURED by a drunk driver instead, people would still say 'YDI for not being observant'. after my couple of days of being here, I realize that some of these people hae no compassion at all for those who do get hurt.

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bozodaone 0

What does that change? To be honest if you're drunk and driving a horse, bicycle or a wheelchair there needs to be a greater punishment than jail for a few hours. Come to think of it, it seems like we're not getting the full story. Is the justice system really at a point where a DWI is only some small time in jail until someone posts bail, and that bail is a small enough fee that your ex girlfriend would come there and pay it?

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samsam23t 8

a car or horse is deadly a bike hurts like hell and a wheel chair well that's a personal walking simulation device. if he was in a wheelchair something could have been wrong with op that he needed it . I agree that either way its stupid but if the punishment doesn't match the crime I beg to differ

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buttshapedfruit 0

wow WTF! does snickerdoodle reply to every single comment on here? dam get a life xD

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bozodaone 0

Buttshapedfruit sure thought his side of the argument out.

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redbluegreen 40

@imdeborah: I'm going to forward you to one of my most proud of "YDI" comments. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3791674#c_3150235 Some people like to just be assholes because they think it makes them edgy.

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glen12 0

it's called random breath testing and don't call me darling or other stupid names to make yr self look cute

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grimpow_fml 0

I would have just claimed to not know any numbers by heart on account of overuse of speed dial. I wouldn't wanna get picked up by them by a longshot

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