Love: Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning...

By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By ohwell - 09/06/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML

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By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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hellokat1 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 8:30

What are you, 5 years old?

Doortje 29

Saturday 19 February 2011 8:39

**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.

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indigo1 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:25

sounds like you were nervous. but the men's bathroom? Seriously now. that is foolish.

screamo_neve 12

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:30

Aww! Well if he's really a decent guy, then he should understand after you explain it to him. I'm sure he'd think it was kind of cute(: Or he can be a douche and forget about asking you out again.

fthku 13

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:33

I wonder if OP was a guy, the girl commentators here would still be all sympathetic. I imagine a lot more "Grow a pair" or "Grow up" style comments. Anyway, OP, like #1 said, are you 5 years old? I get if you're too nervous to ask someone out, but if they come to you, it's not that hard to say "I would love to" and schedule a time, and it doesn't take more than a minute.

Doortje 29

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:37

I can only speak for myself, but it depends more on what kind of mood I'm in than the gender of the OP.

fthku 13

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:44

I know your comments, and you're among the women commentators I wasn't referring to. :) Guess I should've added a line about it.

emaryllis 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:01

Well, as someone who's shy and indecisive myself, I've gotten a lot of that my whole life: everything from "It's not that hard" to "wtf just get over yourself already." And I can kind of see how a shy person might seem annoying or incomprehensible to someone who isn't - after all, it frustrates me too. But even if something seems easy to you, it doesn't mean it's easy for everyone. It's not always a matter of "just trying harder." Because, as much as I hate it, there are certain things that are just innately terrifying for me, no matter how easy they may seem - and being asked out would definitely be on that list. Sorry, I don't mean to sound preachy or anything, this IS just the internet after all haha. Like I said, I understand your viewpoint - I just wanted to say my piece :)

emaryllis 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:22

Lol wait I interpreted your comment as "nervous because she was shy." But I guess she might have just been really nervous, not necessarily shy - still the same principle? haha