By Asian - 07/02/2016 19:03 - United States - Clover

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML
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deathstroke990 22

@everyone asking for op to translate it: it doesn't mean anything, its a pejorative phrase used by racist idiots to mock the Chinese language.

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ourtneyc 14

people can be so ignorant OP

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BlueBaronBitch 22

I'm sorry OP :( as an Italian I know the version of: Mama Mia pizzeria, pizza, pasta, etc. People can be dicks -_-

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MandieL 27

I used to get the whole "hail hitler" and "nazi" comments because I'm German. People mock other people with the dumbest ammunition.

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HonestPie 10

Is it really that bad? I mean, me and my friends make those types of jokes all the time. Doesn't mean we actually think all Italian people are like that...

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Yes, it really is that bad, and you shouldn't be making any jokes at all. During my life I have never once heard another Italian (even when I've visited Italy) say "Mama Mia Pizzeria", sure they're cutesy for Americans or other tourists but they aren't like that

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HonestPie 10

Well, I'll keep making the jokes because, quite frankly, I know where I stand. I'm assuming you'd find a show like say, South Park, offensive and unfunny?

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Actually I quite like South Park, Kenny and PC Principle are my favourites and I find them quite funny And I understand comedy in a tv show, it's optional to watch it, but no need to be snarky to me when I'm simply one in millions who don't agree with racism

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HonestPie 10

I'm not being snarky with you. If you find it funny in a TV show where millions watch it, why can't I joke around with my friends about it? By your logic, South Park is racist as well.

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DogeDogeDoge 13

Jesus Christ, why would everyone get so offended easily? If someone mistakes your race that doesn't make them an asshole.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

26 you gotta be pretty pissy to get a staff member to tell you to chill, like damn

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DogeDogeDoge 13

Chill out, what indicated that I was mad?

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BlueBaronBitch 22

The fact that you're saying racism, even though the OP isn't Chinese (and it's still directed to Chinese people), is non-offending?

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thefaekitten 29

Its obvious you cant tell the difference between race and nationality. Chill.

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photographer49 22

Also it wasn't the fact that they were mistaking OP for a Chinese person, it was the fact that they were being ignorant assholes and obviously making fun of Chinese people.

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iMuffinKat 16

I agree with 33 and 87. Even if OP wasn't Chinese, it doesn't make it unoffensive. Like saying "no offense" don't make any mean comment not offensive.

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LunaTheMoon 7

That's so stupid. I'm sorry OP, ignorant people suck.

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totallynotemily 25

Did he ask you for fortune cookies as well?

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Leauge 13

Op I look Asian with my glasses on and I tell them it means "Stop sucking your dad's ****" or "Your mother was a good **** last night."

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ellerios82 8

It means: Eat insects that sing(crickets)

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ellerios82 8

That's racist. Smh

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Bravewolf 15

Fyl. you should avoid contact with this person, I hear stupidity is infectious.

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