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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By karmaiguess - 18/10/2018 03:00

Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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interesting33 36

Thursday 16 August 2018 13:11

OP this is so serious. Please PLEASE press charges! she is dangerous and needs help. and you need support as a victim of an awful crime. you should get compensation. hopefully a good plastic surgeon will be able to fix the initials.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 August 2018 15:54

Make sure you introduce her to those assault and battery charges.

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Charlie Given 26

Saturday 25 August 2018 18:09

Damn OP so sorry for ya that's some ****** up shit we need a follow-up please and where the hell you living ,this sounds like Arkansas I had some similar craziness happen there and that's why I live up north and get yourself some therapy it will keep you safe😊

Gngr_Grl 26

Saturday 25 August 2018 18:10

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Sunday 26 August 2018 1:25

Or she could use real medicine.

littlelia 22

Sunday 26 August 2018 8:12

how the **** is that going fix someone's initials carved through layers of skin? ******* use your brain

Mightytall 35

Saturday 25 August 2018 19:04

That girl is seriously f‘d up. I hope you are going to be OK and not keep permanent scars on your skin or psyche after this vicious attack. Hopefully she will be appropriately punished and get the mental help she obviously needs.