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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By karmaiguess - 18/10/2018 03:00

Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Thursday 16 August 2018 13:11

OP this is so serious. Please PLEASE press charges! she is dangerous and needs help. and you need support as a victim of an awful crime. you should get compensation. hopefully a good plastic surgeon will be able to fix the initials.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 August 2018 15:54

Make sure you introduce her to those assault and battery charges.

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fabs1171 23

Sunday 26 August 2018 5:53

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adelaine782002 17

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:12

what do you know about traumatic brain injury, I had one as a corrections officer and went home the same day and took care of two small children and house..I was knocked out for ten minutes..maybe op wrote this the following day

adcf04619 8

Sunday 26 August 2018 6:27

holy ******* shit! press charges op. ASAP

WHSKitty4ever 23

Sunday 26 August 2018 10:29

Can we say, “psycho”? Please tell me that she got arrested

WHSKitty4ever 23

Sunday 26 August 2018 10:34

How the **** can someone say YDI on this? Ik that some females can be overly possessive(as obviously this C U Next Tuesday is, but still. No one deserves to be assaulted!

Emily Hill 9

Sunday 26 August 2018 15:27

Press charges she's liable to kill you if he breaks off the relationship for assaulting you

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 26 August 2018 16:28

That is some psychopathic crazy going on there. Press charges, go for compensation for the trauma caused and the surgery required as the next time she does it there will probably be a murder.