Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

I personally LOVE small **** and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

dreamingloser 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger **** than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

Comments

pink_sharpie 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:42

Wow, I'm sorry that happened. Some guys are complete assholes and that was an asshole thing to do. There was NO reason for them to comment on your body like that. That is sexual harassment.

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:45

totally agree with #12 - he sounds like a ******* LOSER. Be secure in your looks - small boobs are great too - perky and pretty

Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:46

Eh, well not every guy cares about big boobs. Im small and I would know...most guys dont care. MOST though. But FHL for being fat and having bigger boobs than a girl. But FYL, too, for having to see a fat guy play with his boobs.

scorpioserpent 1

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:48

don't take it to heart. At least it's acceptable for a girl to have smaller boobs. But a guy with big boobs is pretty gross.

monicamischief 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:48

i don't see how this is a FML. you shouldn't get upset about any insult a fat person makes. they are fat. the are automatically less than you already and are just trying to make their disgusting fat selves feel better.

cchin 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:52

Lmao the fact that he buttoned down his shirt and squeezed his man **** together is a fml already

Taylorthecat 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:54

oh don't feel bad i mean he should be saying FML if HE has bigger boobs then that's bad for him! men should'nt have any boobs!

Kylias 6

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:56

... I would punch him and walk away. o_o;

52fremont 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:01

Sad day! BTW, it's lame that people are arguing over small breasts vs big breasts. In my experience, guys like breasts regardless of size! (coming from a DD here.)

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:03

Tip: Next time carry a tape ruler. Then when the fat guy does that, just pull out the ruler then measure your waist and scream back at, "Hey look this guy is fat."