By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ZiggyMorrison 0

I personally LOVE small **** and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

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dreamingloser 0

hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger **** than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

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funsize003 0

I have small boobs, but most guys don't mind because I have a big ass. so it's alright, boobs aren't all theyre cracked up to be. :) they just flop around pointlessly anyways.

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staciieee_x3 0

O M F G G! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry, but that is LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats not really f your life.. cos see the thing is.. its NORMAL for a chick to have boobs. but LOL @ LIFE. & as someone said, small boobs > big boobs =D

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DingusLvl5 0

YDI for looking at those ****! ( . ) ( . ) L. L.

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lakeylove 0

Ugghh what girl likes men with man boobs? Hot guys do not have ****. And he's fat so if he wants some fun fun he will suffocate a thin girl with his fatness and his dude boobs. I bet he farts when he giggles don't worry ignore him

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ily123xo 0

I'm pretty sure I moderated this haha.

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Somesmellyhobo 0

Wow, what a fat little ******* gluttoness ******, if I was you I'd take my drink and dump it on him and kick him in the balls.

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luckyducky123 0

Thats not a FYL its a FHL. Man boobs are extremely nasty. Ew. Just ew.

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fmlbeast 0

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brokengirl 0

#4 - "YDI for thinking he was going to hit on you." ... she's in a bar, a guy is looking at her for a while, then sits next to her. What's she supposed to think? Also, I have guy friends with moobs practically as big as mine, so, been there xD

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