By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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sillypun 0

I think he likes you and was trying to bully your self esteem so he could have a better shot at getting with you. Doesn't sound like it worked. I bet the look on your face when he said that was PRICELESS though. Wish I could have seen it. Dust yourself off, you are probably hotter then your friend.

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Czarr 0

I know it sucks, but if I was sitting next to you and saw that happen, I'd be laughing. I'd stand up for you and probably buy you another drink myself, but I'd be laughing.

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Tommy_fml 0

Some dude I didn't know did that to me once too... hitting my drink without asking. "Dude, do you have oral Herpes?" I asked. "No" said he. "Well, you do now!" (I don't really have 'em, but it made the guy think! ;^)

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mkim28 0

I realize this was yesterday, but I really hope you kneed him in the balls.

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stargirl14 0

dont care about him if some guy drank my drink and said he would like to buy my friend a drink i would say no cuz his greedy drunk ass would probably drink her drink to

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24788 6

Wow, I would have just ignored him after that.

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dan81892 2

did your friend accept his offer? that would be even worse.

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Alexgoesfml 3

The guy failed at being the whole bad boy type.

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mariahrawks 0

how rude! I would have bought a drink and thrown it at him. :)

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magnis 0

kick him in the balls sooo hard he won't be able to have kids :)

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