Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began...

By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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Shit tastes better when you're in love

By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to be the asshole who finally told one of our friends that his wife can't cook. This was after she tried to make fajitas using a third-rate premade sauce and processed ham, burned it, and stank up the entire house. He seemed shocked when we all agreed; he thought it was good. We all facepalmed. FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By NoCookForYou - 22/08/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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Throwing a dinner

By Cathy - 01/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I hosted a family dinner. I made a roast, potatoes, green beans, and homemade bread. Everything went smoothly until I realized halfway through I'd used powdered sugar instead of flour. No one noticed at first, then my aunt asked in horror, “Why's it taste like cake?” The rest of the meal was eyed suspiciously and I almost fainted from the stress. FML

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By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

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Chill out, lady

By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 15:05 - United States - Fishers

Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

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madasahatter 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:28

No one likes a douche. No matter who baked the cake, you don't go around telling random people that it tastes like shit

lrb081 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:36

YTDI. When you're at a potluck style dinner... no wait, ANY kind of dinner that you didn't cook, keep your damn mouth shut and your opinions to yourself. I see your parents failed miserably at raising a polite and well mannered child.

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WizardOfShelby 1

Sunday 4 April 2010 17:03

YDI. Dick :]

bossybanks 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 4:44

if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all!

jelina11 6

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:36

OP: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!!

Exposi 1

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:16

God, I hate fatties. It's not that hard to stop gorging on food for a minute and go work out. "I have bad metabolism", "It's not easy to lose weight". Learn to control yourself. If you're bulging with fat, the only person you can blame is yourself. Get on the treadmill and put down the ******* cookies.

gonzaval 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:53

Table manners, very important no mater what.

xxKaylennaxx 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:34

That's rude...could you make a cake? Prolly not

robotiick 12

Friday 3 June 2011 5:04

bitch

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:13

@19: You're an idiot! She said follow the directions. Guess what, hun? Recipes from a grandma or another reletive to come from boxes. So go **** yourself, you ill-mannered prick. @OP: No one really feels sorry for you. You don't like it, don't eat it. Saying her cake tasted like shit was uncalled for. Y D I