Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys...

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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Crea8urWorld 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:06

you should of looked at your friends and said 'it's okay, I got the ugly one this time'

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:06

Taking one for the team! He deserves a ******* medal.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:37

You do realize your so-called "friends" bring you along just so they can look thin by comparison?

captainbj2 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:15

or maybe they are friends and you are an ass

Iskaria 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:31

No, no, it's probably the first one... you rarely see a group or pair of girls at a club without one being a bit rough looking. It's a law of nature, survival of the sexiest :P

Zaffro 8

Monday 18 July 2011 12:31

Have to agree, Barney stintson states it clearly. Works too if a 6/10 is stood with a 3/10 then she looks like an 8/10. Sex first personality and the chance of a relationship after.

cheyenne_audrie_ 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:39

Haha yeah I've had that happen because I am heavier then all my friends. But i also have some one that loves every bit of my body and is actually kinda confused/upset on me working out and loosing weight. You tell em to f off and focus on the guy that makes you feel amazing.

anothersuicide 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:03

well if she's at a bar with her friends she obviously not with someone?

Iskaria 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:36

So I can't go to a bar with my friends because I'm in a relationship? Shit, I've been breaking that rule for years...

Cheylea 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:26

I agree entirely. (:

a_nutritionist 10

Monday 18 July 2011 17:11

sounds like it is just your body they love. if they cared about you as a person theyd be happy that youre taking initiative to exercise, not to lose weight, but because its a fundamental component of being healthy... unless youre overdoing it and focusing entirely on weight loss, then thats not working out, thats overtraining.

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:40

op, I doubt you're actually fat. like other people have said the guys were probably just superficial shallow assholes who consider any gal over 115 pounds to be "fat"

skyhawkvd 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:26

or maybe op really is fat you don't know she could be 189 for all you know

DocBastard 38

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:44

Asshole: It's ok, I've got the fat one this time. OP: *slap* No you don't. You've got the bitchy one, dick.

TheRealHouse 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:17

OMFG doc is that pic real??!!

green_eggs_and_h 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:50

Of course it's real. Don't you put coke bottles up your anus too?

Iskaria 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:09

Of course, it doesn't always have to be coke bottles... light bulbs are popular, and many phallic vegetables.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:20

TheRealHouse - yes, that's a real picture of a real X-ray of a real patient of mine. it is exactly what it looks like. And yes, I was able to remove it.