Wrong question

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 14:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked, "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently, I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

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lmmmr 0

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

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chobbest 0

dude shut the fu*k up, it was obviously a joke.

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emorockerownage 9

calm down and how about you shutting the **** up and YDI but its hard to beat mint chip my friend maybe if you lasted longer than 10 seconds you might have a chance

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genius_man16 0

Seriously. Grow some balls you dumbass. How many FML's are on here where the roles are reversed and a girl asks her boyfriend what's better, sex or video games? And then he says video games and she gets all bent out of shape. Roles reversed, same response: YDI for not having a sense of humor you twat.

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CyclonePsycho 1

If it was Cold Stone, then I understand.

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septemberlovebug 0

dude Cold Stone ftw.. Birthday Cake Remix is the shit!

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xxbadassbitchxx 0

mint chocolate is ****** awesome

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piinkbunnii 1

Dude, idk what flavor you were eating, but mint chocolate chip is badass!!!

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fmlthepornaddict 0

someone needs a blowup doll to practice with xD FYL

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gtdoll 0

didnt u know that mint chcoclate chip OWNS!?!?! it doesn't own as good as turtles thou. NOTHING can own better than turles.

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DameGreyWulf 0

No, actually, better idea: bring the ice cream to bed. Problem solved.

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Intoxicunt 5

So rub mint chocolate chip ice cream on your dick. She'll be all over it. :]

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justanotherhuman 21

...while yes, that *could be* hot... it's also *definitely* cold. So very, very cold. And yet... *that* could be hot... Okay, stopping now.

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bexox 0

20- Some people use ice cubes in foreplay. The OP could also use an ice cream cone as a condom.

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lmmmr 0

That sounds... ineffective... at best.

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bexox 0

Yeah, it was a joke. I have a very tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. I hope to god no one would ever try that.

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tati3092 1

yeah that's a great idea I think any girl would be all over dicks if it had there favorite ice cream all over it.

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cocogrande73 0

duh that's just what i was saying.. i jus didn't want to repeat, but yeah she sounds like a fatty!

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Think_Tink 0

Never ask that question, I said the same answer.

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lmmmr 0

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. YDI.

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nomadxx7 0

This is like the FMLs from women saying the men wanted sandwiches or some other food after/during sex. Whatever, either work on the motion in the ocean, watch some lesbian pornos and get some tips or as #3 stated lather up in Mint Chocolate Chip and have her go to town. Either way suck it up and learn from the situation.

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iain08 0

for her birthday get her 250 gallons of mint chocolate ice cream, then call her a fat bitch who can't get laid.

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HeWhoEatsAll423 0

She won't want to get laid after all of that ice cream. It is better.

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