Love: Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts...

By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:06

Your girlfriend's a ******* ***** YDI for not going after her

Whininghippo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:17

He shouldn't HAVE to make it known that she's taken. She should be able to stand up for herself and be like "I'm here with someone, I'm not a *****-nugget."

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Bullshet 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:01

It's probably a good thing he didn't go after that *****. She's a ***** anyway, so she's not even worth the effort.

saraa615 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:12

It's your fault for not having a car to drive to/from the club.

Acidwash1987 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:17

your at a club....drinking....why the **** would you drive?

mister_moops 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:43

ydi for letting the guy think she's available and letting him hit on her.

literalmanchild 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:55

i don't think enough people properly grasp how this is neither a FML or a YDI situation. i can guarantee that she would have eventually cheated on him anyway, so at least it was out in the open to begin with, rather than on the downlow where the OP is wondering why a bunch of oozing pustules just randomly popped up on his crotch. it hurts now, but it gets better. much better. not to mention the sheer exultation of the situation if they happened to live together. there is no delicious schadenfreude like an unfaithful partner pleading, BESEECHING for absolution outside of a door with new locks.

tangerine_12 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:10

you better have dumped that bitch right there.

danny1728 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:11

Dude you deserved it. What kind of wimp sits by while his girl gets hit on. I would have made my presence known.

pocketrockets 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:35

I would have fing made sure he was on the floor b4 I left the club w MY GIRL. that's the thing you didn't fight him off, and that's prolly why she was gone, but also realize she was probably intoxicated, drinks get spiked with or without couples together

mbergh22 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:37

ur girlfriend is a ho

fmh123 0

Friday 28 August 2009 0:34

why everyone blaming the gf what about the pansy ass boyfriend who didnt stand up for himself.

rmc 0

Friday 28 August 2009 0:37

Why the **** are people saying he should have stood up for her? I would stick up for my girlfriend if the guy started getting aggressive or rude, but she can talk to other people if she wants. And if she wants to go home with the guy, be my guest, not worth my time if you'd rather be a ***** then stay with your boyfriend. to OP: dump that bitch and tell her you don't want to waste each other's time if that's the way she is.

fmh123 0

Friday 28 August 2009 0:42

read the fml, the guy was trying to hit on her, the boyfriend noticed it and didnt do shit

InfiniteSunshine 32

Monday 22 August 2016 22:41

And he shouldn't have to. If the guy is hitting on her, it's HER job to tell him "stop it, I'm taken." If you're in a relationship it's YOUR job to let people know you're in one, not your SO's job to police everyone for you. That's how trust works, I trust that my bf/gf will be a good enough person, and enough of an adult, to handle the situation themselves and express their current relationship status. I mean, you're not a child, have some responsibility.