Love: Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts...

By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:06

Your girlfriend's a ******* ***** YDI for not going after her

Whininghippo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:17

He shouldn't HAVE to make it known that she's taken. She should be able to stand up for herself and be like "I'm here with someone, I'm not a *****-nugget."

Comments

alliemay 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 17:29

Wow, some of these opinions are crazy! She can do what she wants, and her choice sucks for him, but it's not the OPs right to "let" either of them do anything... they are free to do what they like. I would expect him to break up with her as a result, but it's still her choice. OP, good job being mature and reasonable unlike some of these barbaric "fight" people

maddog_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 17:35

Damn OP! Why you didn't kick his ass? I would. And after that i would kick her ass too. Stupid bitch. A big FYL. Good luck dude.

dude04 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 17:45

# 38 hell yeah I say if she wants to leave **** her she sounds like a waste of time for the OP anyway

pisser27 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 17:45

kill that bitch

Gesellschaft 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:00

The best revenge you can have on a man who steals your girl is to let him.

boone_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:00

I'm a little surprised by some of the responses on here. I can tell you all right now, I am more ******* manly than any of you ******* fighters on here. Instead of being a jealous little bitch, I am in control. In this situation, I would have let the ***** go, and cut her off as a result. If she wants to disrespect me, that's her loss. Why would I **** some dude up? In the end it's up to HER to tell the guy to knock it out. If she doesn't do that, why should I have any respect for her? Why would I stand up for her if she doesn't stand up for herself? If she did tell the guy to cut it out, and he didn't, then I might have to step in and tell him to relax. Otherwise she can talk to whoever she wants. If she's doing something that bothers me, I'll talk to her about it afterwards. If she crosses a certain line, then I leave her. She should have a good idea of what that line is in an exclusive relationship of a year. If she doesn't she should ask you. You can't have a healthy relationship without communication. OP: There are 3 possible scenarios: 1. she's a **** 2. she was testing you 3. she decided she didn't want to be with you anymore, but never told you. Do you really want to be with this girl in any of the three cases? If the answer is yes, then you deserved it. However, I have a feeling that you know better. It's not an FML. It's a victory: you're not wasting more than a year on a person that is not worth your time and respect.

Veldan 1

Friday 28 August 2009 3:04

This man speaks the truth! *High five*

THTB 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:32

If she went off with another man she randomly met at a club that night...after being with the guy for a year...what exactly is there to be said other than "Good riddance"? He shouldn't have had to intervene at all if she really wanted to be with him.

BionicBlue 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:46

well at least we know eho wears the pants in the relationship, well used to wear the pants.

mojomojo_fml 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:50

This is why I don't take GFs to clubs anymore. Too many drunk dudes hit on them - and their pick up lines are always at my expense. Even worse, my girl's always too "tired" by the time we get home to make bearing the insults and awkwardness worth my while. Clubs are for b1tches and d-bags.

JukeboxBunny 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:00

Why are people saying he deserved it? It's not his fault his girlfriend is a ****. He shouldn't have to remind her that she's taken or speak up for her. If she's old enough to be in a club (or if she's over the age of 4, for that matter), she can say "No, thanks, I have a boyfriend." If she's a ***** and he has to tell her not to go with the guy, that means she wanted to. Leave the *****. She's not worth it clearly.