By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 100
You deserved it 3 958
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DocBastard 38

That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked. Either that or you're a two-timing *****.

474 9

Comments

breakinlegs 19

damn all them 14 year olds looking like 22 years this days! but really op that sucks.

48 0
diiiinkleberg 13

from all the damn artificial hormones in our meat and dairy

15 3
Chumbowamba 10

And caking on make up and wearing clothes def not for their age

4 3
Jiplo 18

I really hope that you are okay! Coffee can leave third degree burns!

33 1
Treveyon56 14

I'm guessing since she didn't mentioned anything about it being hot or her have to go to the hospital the coffee was most likely cold.

5 0
toneeangel 22

Srry op that sucks. Best u can do is call the cops because technically he assaulted a minor

41 2
kimee21_fml 15

Im just hoping that the coffee wasnt hot :( seriously people are crazy nowadays!

12 1
RonnieG 10

if you're crazy and you know it, shake your meds!

33 0
Treveyon56 14

A wise man once said if you know you're crazy then you're not truly crazy.

7 0
stoych 19

Did you happen to notice if he had one of those stupid Bluetooth ear pieces in? That's possibly the case, he may have been talking to someone and you just happened to be in his line of wrath? Hope he didn't burn you OP.

13 4
RedPillSucks 31

Except that he threw coffee at her.

7 0
stoych 19

That's what I meant by her being in his 'line of wrath'. Should have worded it better. Either way, it's pretty mean to chuck coffee at a, (reluctant to use this word but needs must) kid.

3 0