By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
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DocBastard 38

That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked. Either that or you're a two-timing *****.

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yobatchofcookies 8

Coffee shop? You were at Starbucks, weren't you, OP? :)

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perdix 29

Wow, that's too young to know about "**** 'em and forget 'em" (aka, "hit it and quit it," "pump 'em and dump 'em," etc.) let alone master the lifestyle.

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panda_lou 11

Well just because you're 14 and don't know him doesn't mean you aren't a two timing *****.... He could be an uncle of one of the guys you whored around on.

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live2loveurself 11

Probably just someone trying to make you feel awkward or something

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dbkm 9

He Probably went out with a relative that you resemble a long time ago

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katydid91 31

I wonder if this guy is related to the random neck kissing guy.

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an3ph 20

Maybe he was somebody from your future.

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morella_xx 29

Actually it would be a lot worse if they weren't in public. Poor OP just sitting in her living room, minding her own business, until he smashes the window and chucks coffee at her.

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morella_xx 29

I hope he paid by credit card so you could get his name from the cashier.

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Not_Impressed13 9

I don't really think OP is looking to date him..

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blackonblight 32

106 No, but the cops might want his phone number. Pressing charges for assault is probably possible in this case.

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morella_xx 29

At least #108 understands what I mean without it being spelled out. You can't go throwing scalding hot liquids at people, that's assault. I would absolutely file a police report if I was in OP's situation, and having a name is more helpful to police than just saying "some guy."

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Tuffley 7

You're 14 in a coffeeshop. What are you staying awake for? Sesamestreet? :/

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GlitterScribbles 9

Because 14-year-olds can't just like coffee, right?

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hummelkurts 4

Age 14 is usually when people start high school, though. Op could be in the harder classes and need a boost. Besides, what's wrong with wanting coffee?

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erinlee0103 13

I started my first job when I was 14 years old taking care of kids who might be young enough to watch sesame street. Your comment is a little insulting.

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