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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By waterdog - 18/04/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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xkonstantine125x 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:41

i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.

Mizuy 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:41

Hate it when that happens...

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handsfree 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:19

Omg that's sucks!! Hahaha

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:36

That was when you should have grabbed his balls and squeezed them as hard as you can, until he passed out in a puddle of his own urine.

Skymone 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:48

Gross! What concert was it? Just curious, as usually, my concerts have drunk men, but not mentally disturbed drunk men, lol.

sidkenney 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:06

What a asshole

PANDALEGIT 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:30

Marking his territory

richieflow 3

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:41

Best part of the night I'm sure

ankoku 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:04

As a child I learned that the best way to stop a hose from leaking on you is to bend it in half and tie it into a knot. Just some food for thought, op.

kay_princess14 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:32

Marking his peroty

hobojo69 23

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:55

What concert?

SpeechQween94 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:34

You should have given him the Jenna Marbles face

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