Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks...

By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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You deserved it 110 087

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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You deserved it 590

All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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You deserved it 8 845

By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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You deserved it 8 570

By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 707

By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 442

By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 005

No control over my limbs

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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You deserved it 186

Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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You deserved it 187

glassisass 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:26

not fml. you got a free soda. quit bitching about it.

ssnepenthe 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:37

That was awfully nice of you to help him out. Sure the soda exploded but you still get mega karma points!

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doomfromheaven 0

Friday 28 August 2009 15:25

This is why you always tap your drink before opening it, so it doesn't spray everywhere. But, at least you got a free soda!

leoofbodom 0

Friday 28 August 2009 15:33

omg no wayyyyyyyy sue him

christinnaaa 10

Friday 28 August 2009 15:44

I'm not gonna say you deserve it cuz you don't for doing a nice deed ... but are you honestly that stupid ? EVERYONE knows when you shake a can of whatever soft drink IT EXPLOADES!!!

itsmelen 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:08

oh my god woe is you, a soda exploded. How do you face the shame?

IsabelleGrace 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:13

Who gives a shit. It was a freakin soda. How is your life "******" cause you were covered in soda.

sublime93 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:22

What the ****? A soda exploded, therefore your life is ******? Holy shit how did this get through. This is crap in its purest form.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Friday 28 August 2009 16:38

You should have tapped the top of the can/bottle first. ;D Oh well, life lesson learned.

thegate 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:46

You just wanted to brag about how you did a nice thing. Stfu.

D5quared 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:57

I'm going to guess based on your alias and location that you were at the Blink/TBS/Weezer show at Jones Beach. At least you didn't spend the last half hour of the show in the bathroom puking because the douchebags next to you kept smoking shitty weed. YDI

spacer_ 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:36

Whiners are wieners, D5quared.

Nate912 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 6:15

Haha I went to there concert in my town, when I got home my parents grounded me for doing drugs again... I've been clean since 5 months before the concert, didn't smoke a thing... but the smell got on my clothes, so basically I spent 32 dollars to get grounded for a month and put on weekly drug tests, I just commented a FML.