By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
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Bumlove89 0

I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.

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jyn_fml 0

omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen

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Blacksnake_fml 0

And what about Johnny-on-the-spot? I never do this but I call a fake. How could the door open on you while holding it? You were either holding the door (preventing it from opening) or holding the side, in which case no excrement could've reached you. If it really did happen, FYL big time.

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B_rad_g 0

I was actually wondering the same thing myself

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hannahroonie 0

It started tipping and I ran forward to try stop it falling the whole way. Caught it above the door... trust me, how I wish my hands were just a little lower.. haha

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TysonFawlay 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA YDI, how could you think you, alone, would be enough to stop several? What were you thinking?

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Lilman11 0

where was it was it acl fest ( Austin city limits Austin tx )

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xCrackerx 3

The woman is from Australia. Call me crazy, but I doubt she'll travel to another continent for a music festival.

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batman_516 9

If this happened to you at Parklife then YDI! If it was Soundwave...well that's a different story.

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baseball_34 0

we know what a port-o-loo is dumbshit even though only retards call it that

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hannahroonie 0

Apparently lots of people don't know what a port-a-loo is, see all the comments? And in Australia that's all we call it, so I guess all Australians are retards?? haha

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sublime93 0

You spelled hero wrong in your other comment

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Whatevers_clever 0

Aww that sucks. Good that you tried to be a hero :D

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Kimbug 0

YDI for trying to be nice not really lol But yeah, next time don't try to look good in front of everyone. Just save your self time and laugh at it if someone is in, and boo if someone isn't in it.

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alexdz 0

Word fail - the phrase is "If it's any consolation..." And it's not 'constellation' in Spanish either.

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alexdz 0

I know. But the phrase you meant to use was "If it's any consolation...", and I was just pointing out that you can't use the Spanish excuse to cover that one up. :)

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