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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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By dontevenassk - 12/06/2009 04:44 - Canada

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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By David - 18/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Bumlove89 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:12

I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.

jyn_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:04

omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen

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fmylife0017 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:04

lol@"port-a-loo" other than that, hey at least you were helping

cheapsheep_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:11

don't you just hate it when this type of shit happens?

theblueone4 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:16

man, you know life must hate you when something like that happens. sorry that it DID happen, however :(

17xVampx17 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:25

The path to hell is paved with good intentions.

LeStab 4

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:37

lmao not at the op cause that blows but the guy who is like its called a porta-john lol is he really that egotistical to think that what he calls it is the only name for it lol

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:53

So, good Samaritan, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. (No, you don't win anything for getting the reference.)

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 7:46

Aww not even a virtual cookie?

ik_im_not_funny 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:49

I sure do love a good poop.

xenomorph 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 7:10

A note to the concert organizers: port-a-johns should **never** be anywhere near a mosh pit! For instance, there's another FML here: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/231694