By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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compasseagle89 8

I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.

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SkoomaKi 27

David Tennant is the best actor in the universe. Any other argument is invalid.

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SpottedZebra42 14

As much as I love Tennant (he is my favorite Doctor), I feel that Matt Smith and Christopher Eccleston are under appreciated because of Tennant's awesomeness.

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stevenmx86 7

Awesome nick name. You're lucky you didn't get a charge. Stop whining.

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Icecream93 4

I saw something about her on national jewographic

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IronicIrony 8

Actually, I find it quite funny. Still laughing.

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iloveursister 4

Why dont you face the consequences of ur actions like an adult would. I mean you're drinking like an adult so maybe u should act like one too

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lululu333 7

Exactly, but some only do the adult things when it benefits them.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

"Yeah cops, sorry. I was drinking too. No need to test my breath, I admit it. If you wouldn't mind, could you arrest me? Maybe even hook me up with a charge while your at it?" Yeah OP should've totally said something like that.

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lululu333 7

Don't do something if you aren't ready to face the consequences in the first place.

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iloveursister 4

or not hide behind a chair next time while all her friends get busted?

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downtime 12

...Adults don't do the wrong thing and then come out and go "Hi, yeah I was going to get away with this, but since you guy are here anyway, I ****** up..."

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

But that's pretty rad that you got away with that!:3 I would nazi that coming

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missalkali 8

3rd person to use that pun within 3 seconds... wow!!

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ezelisko 1

Did you make a diary while you were behind the chair? Could be worth some money.

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bepatientimadoc 6

Yeah because Anne wrote her dairy to make some money...

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bepatientimadoc 6

Do you realise that Anne Frank was a brave young innocent girl who was persued for her race and died? You are just a sorry drunk who hid... I think its quite a compliment. **** Anne's life

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skyeyez9 24

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missalkali 8

I think it's the hiding part that they were comparing...

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