Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks...

By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

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By down trodden - 05/09/2013 07:45 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

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By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 02:59

Today, I drank half a bottle of tequila and had an edible within 30 minutes. I couldn't remember a thing until this morning when my roommates told me I pissed myself on the couch, projectile vomited in the living room, and went on to fondle my roommates, who also had to help me shower. I have a designated seat on the couch now. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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katgurl 13

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:06

LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha

capthavoc123 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:15

I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?

Comments

Pieflavoured_pie 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:51

Welcome to Sweden people, the land where shrooms is free if you're not lazy and pick them yourself.

Anglwrfish 17

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:05

Thank you for your hard work for all of us, and the entire world. XD Next time, skip the snacks and just get to booze.

megapeyt 17

Monday 10 October 2011 10:30

DID YOU SAVE THE WORLD???

WickedClownMCL 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:07

DUDE!!! WHERE DO YOU ******* LIVE I HAVE GOT TO GO TO THIS PARTY!!!

summerhot_fml 2

Monday 23 January 2012 7:32

Aw. You poor thing.

lsd_25 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:13

DUDE THAT IS ******* SWAG GOOD FOR YOU

fallenangel1421 15

Monday 14 May 2012 2:40

Lol!!!!!

gummy161 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:54

TOOOO EPIC

sugarbear0727 19

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:13

Sucks for you

sugarbear0727 19

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:19

I've only done shrooms once, and absolutely nothing happened. I was already drunk off my ass which is why I agreed to eat them, otherwise I would have said hell no. I ate a handful. Not effect whatsoever. Everybody else that ate them were trippin, I guess it wasnt enough to effect me.