By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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latuka 0

diddo #29. except I honestly wouldn't know cuz i've never pulled a hair outta mole. and i sure as hell hope i never will.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

One day, way off in the PAINFULLY distant future, humanity will learn how to correctly spell "ditto."

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dcapp 0

why would you "yank" it? just pull it lightly you didn't deserve that., you didn't know it was a mole hair!

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truelyawesome 0

but if he'd never done it in the first place, we wouldn't be talking about it. ydi

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RNCftw 0

Probably should have done the courteous thing and mentioned it. There's no way that would have been more awkward than what actually happened.

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xania_fml 0

19 ahahaha. how long was the hair??

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BulldogQB4 0

19 lol. The big question. Although I do feel the same urge to remove loose hairs, I am over the age of 8 and I leave it alone. Seriously what was the thought process behind that? I'm not trying to be a dick I just don't know what compelled you to do that.

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Kamicase 0

I mean alright, ripping that hair out is one ugly thing but WTF is wrong with that girl? When a Mole hair is so long that it's standing out so that people could confuse it with a normal hair than you clearly say, that she should have cut it one day. O_o

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MisterDeelahn 0

hahahaahahahah, deffs one of my favorite FMLs

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gregthestrange 3

why would ever do something like that? you are a tool, and a **** wipe

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lolol182 4

you are a complete total asshole moron

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