By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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PonTiFeX 0

Whenever I see moles I'm tempted to pull the hair off to see what would happen... I still kinda wanna do it.

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Leviathan_fml 0

hey, tell us how the trial goes. that'll be assault.

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ihpb09 0

first, thats gross cuz i wuz eating mango pudding at the time of reading this. second, unless u have OCD, u have no reason to fkn do wut u did. mind ur own goddamn business and let others take care of their own appearances (unless this girl wuz a close friend, which in this case wasnt so YDI anyway)

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npk1112 0

oh man that's ******* disgusting. I'm also curios to know where this hair was?

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lame16 0

..that is ******* gross.. *shivers*

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Rick_S 3

Today I was standing in line, minding my own business, when suddenly this stupid person behind me decided to try and pull out my hair. It was a mole hair, and I started to bleed profusely. FML!

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Slightmisshap 0

what the hell is wrong with you!?

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egaonogenki 0

Are you a GUY????? If you're a gal who did that, it might be a little more forgivable.

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