By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States
Mason_Jayson tells us more.
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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also, you had better hope she doesn't sue your ass, because I'm pretty sure there's a way she could
LOL wtf?!!
LOL. I would've just said it got stuck on my coat zipper. ...well, assuming wearing a coat was necessary.
OMG! Why the hell would you do that?! What kind of freak goes around touching strangers?! Urgh.
i have a disturbing image of this in my head 0_o and for some odd reason I imagine it being at a Nifty Fifty's lol
XD Did she look like she was italian?? They usually grease up their hair :D
lol... did this happen in CT by any chance? I know a girl who has the same problem... lol
i think i just barfed a little in my mouth.
Ugh and I was eating...
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Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.