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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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By Ignatius - 07/06/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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theman34 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

you dick

roflstephh 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:14

this is why you listen in school.

Comments

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 9:26

this is only a good thing if you yelled loud enough to wake the dead. otherwise, you look like a inconsiderate douche nozzle.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:09

That's only a good idea if the moment of silence is for you and you actually survived the fall off the cliff, etc. Otherwise it's a dick move. If an auditorium full of high schoolers goes completely silent all at once, assume thete's a good reason. YDI

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 15:43

that's some good thinking too. I was thinking if she yelled loud enough the teacher would wake from the dead like a zombie. maybe that isn't such a good idea.

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 9:31

yo mamma is so beautiful that all the other women talk behind her back. gosh, I suck at this.

DeservedIt 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:33

You are probably a douche who craves attention. Why else would you scream like this and have everyone notice you? You deserve it. Hope the ghost of this teacher haunts you.

SnickerVonBicker 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:33

hope someone screams during ur moment of silence

willpicou 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:37

lol u people are such fags " you're a douche ". " I hope someone screams at ur moment of silence". I for one have no heart. good call on the quiet call bro, agreed it wasn't creative, but pricless indeed :-)

AxCxDxDx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:35

id kill for that video haha

CallMeHush 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:37

Want to get away?

Riaes 2

Friday 5 February 2010 9:40

aren't you the little attention *****?

BrutalFbomb 5

Friday 5 February 2010 9:40

LOL! trying-to-be-funny Failz! Next time you can hesitate and ask yourself why it's so quiet before anything stupid comes out, no offense but you gotta have respect.

mmart54 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:40

isn't awesome that some people are so dumb they think random events of chance cause misery in thier life instead of admitting thier own lack of life skills. take the first step forward in life, talk less; read more.