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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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everyonehatesyou 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:18

Why would you think the bucket wouldn't tip over? YDI

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:47

And what else would a large bucket full of water at a water park possibly do?

Comments

Figure_it_out 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 0:19

I hope u shave!

anonymous567 1

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:24

i'm not saying you deserve it, but really, what did you think a giant bucket filled with water at a water park was for, other then dumping it?

youfailSOhard 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:26

It happens to the best of us.. I hear ya. I basically mooned the entire park too.

eric780 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:30

what the hell do you think would happen if you stood under a bucket with tons of water in it... -.-

Success 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:51

ya raging waters sucks

Chandra_Chaos 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:51

Hope you shaved xD

AlexZB 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:52

how could you not know that it tips over?

bridgetoparadise 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:04

What did you think the bucket was for, collecting rain?

jordypordy227 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:21

I've been to that water park before and she would have seen the 3 buckets of water that empty every few seconds. Oh and it's a water park for children, not for adults to run around in skimpy bathing suits!