By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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McMan 23

And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

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brittanyg93 0

that asshole needs to keep her mouth shut and mind her own damn business.

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Ninabug28 5

She just wanted to you to feel bad since she will die alone with no one at her grave!

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Iwashere12345 0

wouldn't have helped her situation much though, would it? ;)

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Cherie1016 0

I would have been like "who are you to judge lady? Do you know my story? No I dont think so because you only judge a book by its cover BEFORE you open the pages and start reading it. Oh by the way, I dare you say that to someone else or to me again then I hope you like a black eye and a concussions"

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Cherie1016 0

I would have been like "who are you to judge lady? Do you know my story? No I dont think so because you only judge a book by its cover BEFORE you open the pages and start reading it. Oh by the way I dare you say that to someone else or to me again then I hope you like a black eye and a concussions"

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vkirra18 0

you say "oh no ma'am you have it all wrong. what you should have said was 'if you had kept your mouth closed you wouldn't be so fat." then smile and walk away

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sexynerdsquad 2

u should've said " im not pregnant. i hav a rare disease that makes me look pregnant and im gonna die in three days, beeyatch!!!

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newburton13 26

Ah...adults today. Think they know everything.

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Sk8trlover19 3

I would have beaten her up because people really do need to stfu and mind their own stupid business and they need to get their head out of their ass and realize something

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