By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

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What a bitch. What the **** does she know about you anyway. You may not have been pregnant but that's still an awful thing to say. I have a younger brother that is 16 years younger than me so when I go out with him I get glares and comments all the time. Even if I was a teen mom, it would be hard enough without bitches like that. It shows character that a lot of teen moms even keep the kid, especially if the dad's duck out on them.

How rude! I would have been like... "Excuse me bitch? I am not even pregnant, why don't you get your facts straight!"

I would say 'who the **** are you!? Jumping to conclusions and thinking you have the right to go off at complete strangers... Congrats, you've made yourself look like a lunatic. By the way, I'm not pregnant, not that it's any of your business.'

zfchatroulette 24

Well, you were in Aéropostale, the mistake is understandable. :)

And so what if you were. It doesn't make you bad.

doglover100 28

I'd tell her, "Why the **** are you opening your mouth?"

Honestly I somewhat feel your pain, OP. I've never been mistaken for being pregnant, but my little brother and I are 10 years apart, so when he was young my grandma and I used to take him out in his stroller to miscellaneous places, I.E. restaurants. Several times people mistook him for being my son, but thankfully were never condescending. The first time I was only twelve and the hostess as a restaurant said, "Oh his eyes are so beautiful! Is he your son?" and I was like "Me? No, I'm twelve!" and she responded, "Oh I thought you were like 15!" which doesn't help my case much, LOL. There were other instances to where people assumed my grandma was my mom and he was my son, and there were always those pigs that would wolf-whistle at me whenever I had my brother with me, likely assuming I was "easy". I see how Hollywood tends to glamorize teen pregnancy nowadays (Teen Mom, 16 and Pregnant, etc.), but it's not right for people to assume just because a young person is pregnant that they're a ****. I'm sure the majority of people in the world had sex in their early teen years, and that doesn't mean sex with numerous partners; it could be with a long-term boyfriend/girlfriend...that hardly makes someone a *****. People need to mind their own business, and I hope you put that stupid bitch in her place, OP.

why the **** would it be her god damn business anyway?? people like that piss me off

mwali02 32