By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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McMan 23

And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

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olbrocko 0

that's usually what I say to most pregnant chicks.

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EmoGiana 0

But then you'll sound like a fat as*.

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volleyballchick9_fml 0

u should have told her to **** herself cuz that's the only action she will ever get

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kiTTi333 6

I would have hit her across the face & said why do you care if I was or not, my pussy not yours.

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lmj6563 0

dayum that suxx girl. u shudv said "after you"(:

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HarlemzAngelita 0

ur just fat lol

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vlcardenx3 0

im actually not. i look 6 weeks pregnant but im not fat or overweight.

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brem03 0

You should have said "But Daddy wants a baby girl this time". Them when she passed out in the floor, you should have peed in her!

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SayPeanuts 29

Erm..you're not super good at the whole making a joke thing, are you?

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taurusxdee 10

so she was mad that you're "pregnant?" is that really a reason to glare at someone?! lmao what a bitchslutwhore she was.

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Punkpoptart1119 20

For some reason, people just don't care what they say to others anymore. It's like 'I'm gonna say something completely out of line and not care if the person is hurt by it or not'. And everyone feels like they need to be all up in other peoples business. I would've said 'And maybe if you weren't such a bitch, you would realize that I'm not pregnant.' And then reported her to mall security for harassment. She'll get hers in due time. Sorry you had to go though that OP. FYL.

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