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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

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By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:03

Wow. What a manwhore!

firechildredhead 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:10

Who did she think YOU were then?

Comments

mcintosh123 15

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:40

Sometimes mothers can be a b with an itch.

millionaire93 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 17:56

haha

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:47

did he dig in his pocket for his twix that he saved for an emergency like this? If not, he fails if you ask me... God i love twix candies...

alaskasfml 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:00

i love you for making that reference. xD

petitsinge_fml 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 8:17

Maybe he wanted a threesome... and was too shy to ask so he brought his other girlfriend so you two girls start kissing and stuff ...

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 6 April 2011 8:29

You don't know that. He could be a jackass in real life too. Either way, it doesn't matter. People need to get the sticks out of their butts and just laugh at the joke.

noelykins1 19

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:36

you ever think that his mom was lying and just wanted them to stop? lol

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 10:05

your the DTF girl..don't worry us guys care about her too..just a little less then our main girl

Boomer21 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 10:17

Well yes OP you were obviously already there just not as a girlfriend to him or anyone else for that matter. On a serious note **** him he's a dick and just be happy you found out now and not later.